What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What is your juiciest sex story?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you consider yourself pretty?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.